when someone insults something u really like
"what’s a queen without her king?" well, historically, better
"Chicks before dicks" she says. Everybody laughs. They all think she’s talking about being loyal to her female friends but she’s actually just a lesbian
I have no mouth, therefore I cannot eat this frosted pastry.
i’m tired of people saying lesbians hate men. that’s such bullshit. you don’t have to be a lesbian to hate men. everyone hates men
tumblr is so cool because it makes everyone seem so human? like i follow college professors who write johnlock porn and biology phds who cosplay and sex workers who draw fanart and it’s just. really cool.
driving past your old elementary school like
“Oh, you’re straight? So is spaghetti until it gets hot. ;)”
Are you suggesting we boil heterosexuals